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He's even shown to have a forgiving side, as he forgave the devil when he accidentally poked his eye out. Despite this, he absolutely loathes Brian Griffin for various reasons.

Cookies help us deliver our services. By using our services, you agree to our use of cookies. More information. Also in " Stuck Together, Torn Apart ", a waiter at a restaurant asked Quagmire if he wanted the usual drink with a roofie, a known date rape drug to his female companion, something that Quagmire denies when he is with Lois, but later orders when he hooked up with Peter's date Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Also, in " Baby, You Knock Me Out " he can be seen dragging away the unconscious female boxer that Lois had just fought. His bed, which he dubs the " Holder-Downer " in " Valentine's Day in Quahog " is equipped with mechanical arms in order to physically grab, strip and restrain any female in a position ready for sex. His cabin sofa in " It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One " is similarly equipped although it reacts to Peter only when manually controlled with a button on the wall.

He also does not seem to care exactly what he has sex with as long as it's a girl and he's happy as in " Barely Legal " in which a giraffe starts to lick him before he realized what was happening and he then chased it away because it wasn't the same giraffe from the previous night. However, in " The Thin White Line ", Brian detects that he recently had sex with two women and a man. Although Brian does detects the scent of a man whom Quagmire had sex with, Quagmire corrects Brian that he had sex with "Three Filipino women" only to realize that the third was a transsexual.

This realization prompts Quagmire to run and cry at the horror of having sex with a transsexual woman. It is also shown that Quagmire also engages in necrophilia; this is shown in such situations as when Death killed Joan in " I Take Thee Quagmire ", he asked if he could leave the body with him for 5 minutes, and he is shown jumping out of a coffin half-naked in an uncensored scene in " Airport '07 ". He once said that if he could be with any woman in the world, he would choose Taylor Hanson, not realizing that Taylor Hanson is actually a guy.

Surprisingly, it wasn't until the time of " Family Goy " that he discovered internet porn. He imagined himself as a condom in " Extra Large Medium ", but didn't realize the condom was for 2 gay guys.

Despite imagining himself as a condom it is shown that Quagmire doesn't always use them when having sex, he has made jokes about this and is even shown to trick women into believing he wears a condom during intercourse in " Airport '07 " where he has sex with the airport clerk. Quagmire's habit of unprotected sex may explain why he has multiple sexually-transmitted diseases, which he notes in " Halloween on Spooner Street ".

However, during a marathon sex encounter with a woman from the dating site Tinder in " The Dating Game ", Quagmire starts out using condoms but abandons them after a time.

Quagmire is nearly given twenty years in prison for statutory rape after sleeping with Keira , a high school girl that lies about her age in " Quagmire's Mom ". Intervention by his mother Crystal Quagmire saves him from actually having to carry out the sentence. Not being fooled by the plot, Peter and Joe get knocked unconscious after Jeff hits them in the head with a gun and strangles Quagmire when dared to prove his manhood in a fistfight.

When Jeff is digging a hole to bury Glenn, Quagmire comes up behind him in Peter's car and drives towards him, smashing Jeff against a tree and killing him. When they return from the woods, Joe writes a fake letter to give to Brenda to cover up the murder, explaining that Jeff was leaving her.

Quagmire has his own theme song, as seen in " Breaking Out is Hard to Do " and " Airport '07 ", although the theme song is only shown on the uncensored version of the latter episode. It usually starts off with an announcer saying "Who else but Quagmire?

The sequence then cuts to a setting that is supposed to be entirely serious. So far, a fancy dinner party and a funeral for a young woman who died a virgin have been shown. Much to Quagmire's frustration, the girls scatter in apparent freedom. As if that wasn't odd enough, Peter then crashes into his garage, releasing nearly a dozen more women. When Peter apologizes and offers to go after them, Quagmire begrudgingly explains "They're tagged!

They're tagged! For all of Quagmire's sexual antics, we'd like to think that he'd at least draw the line when it comes to his friends' wives. Sadly, such is not the case, as he has an affair with Cleveland's wife Loretta in the season four episode, "The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire.

Although the adultery was actually brought on by Loretta, Quagmire did not hesitate to willingly become her mistress. Cleveland soon finds out about the pair and divorces Loretta.

He and Quagmire make amends by the episode's conclusion, but it is certainly bumpy road. Perhaps worst of all, this incident led the way for Cleveland's new family and spinoff , The Cleveland Show.

Loretta is not the only one of Quagmire's best friends' wives that he's lusted after. It is a recurring joke that Quagmire pines for Lois Griffin, and he once convinced Joe to let him have sex with Bonnie.

He's also chased after Meg Griffin on several occasions, and when Joe and Bonnie finally had their daughter Susie in season seven, Quagmire's first words about here were, "It's hard to believe she's already eighteen. Considering Quagmire's unsavory words for Susie Swanson and his premature pursuits of Meg , it hardly comes as any surprise that at least one of his sexual partners has been underage.

This happens most acutely in the episode, "Quagmire's Mom," where Quahog police bust him for having sex with an underage girl named Keira. To be fair, Keira lied about being 23 before consummation. Nevertheless, Quagmire admits to taking pride in his actions, even if it ends with him getting arrested.

This hint at an incestuous relationship with his mother could answer several questions about Quagmire's sexual obsessions though raising many more.

Quagmire also seems to have an affinity with rape because in " Peter Griffin: Husband, Father In " Fore Father ", during his attempt to rape a woman from the postal service outside his house, it is revealed that Quagmire's body has built up an immunity to Mace due to it being used on him so many times. Quagmire is also not above date rape , as shown how while being on the Bachelorette in " Brian the Bachelor ", where he drugged Brooke's drink, only to run off with one of her shoes, after realizing their date was being filmed.

Also in " Stuck Together, Torn Apart ", a waiter at a restaurant asked Quagmire if he wanted the usual drink with a roofie, a known date rape drug to his female companion, something that Quagmire denies when he is with Lois, but later orders when he hooked up with Peter's date Jennifer Love Hewitt. Also, in " Baby, You Knock Me Out " he can be seen dragging away the unconscious female boxer that Lois had just fought. He also does not seem to care exactly what he has sex with as long as it's a girl and he's happy as in " Barely Legal " in which a giraffe starts to lick him before he realized what was happening and he then chased it away because it wasn't the same giraffe from the previous night.

However, in " The Thin White Line ", Brian detects that he recently had sex with two women and a man. In various episodes such as " It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One ", Quagmire has been known to rig furniture to subdue and forcibly remove a person's clothes; When Peter sat on a chair, the chair was set up to use sleeping gas on him and then remove his clothes. It is also shown that Quagmire also engages in necrophilia; this is shown in such situations as when Death killed Joan in " I Take Thee Quagmire ", he asked if he could leave the body with him for 5 minutes, and he is shown jumping out of a coffin half-naked in a DVD-only scene in " Airport ' He once said that if he could be with any woman in the world, he would choose Taylor Hanson, not realizing that Taylor Hanson is actually a guy.

Surprisingly, it wasn't until " Family Goy " that he discovered internet porn. Two days later, it is revealed that he masturbates with his left hand.

He imagined himself as a condom in Extra Large Medium , but didn't realize the condom was for 2 gay guys. It usually starts off with an announcer saying "Who else but Quagmire? The sequence then cuts to a setting that is supposed to be entirely serious, such as a wedding, a funeral, or a fancy dinner. Quagmire will then perform an outrageous sexual act, much to the surprise of the bystanders.

The presumed "closing credits" sequence is almost identical to the opening sequence, except the theme song is performed thusly;. Quagmire's sexual promiscuity and hindering of condoms has led him to give birth to many bastard children that he doesn't want to take care of. A semi-running gag is for these kids to show up in certain episodes of the series, whether it be for a one-off gag or for a full-fledged episode-long plot. In " Do and Die ", an ex-girlfriend of Quagmire's dropped an unnamed baby off in his arms, claiming it was his now.

In " Peter's Got Woods ", a cutaway gag reveals that Quagmire has a year-old son who lives in Madrid, who only speaks Spanish. He also uses the multilingual word, "Giggity" in his sentences, just like his father.

In " Quagmire's Baby ", an unnamed and unseen ex left a baby girl named Anna Lee on his doorstep. The episode centered around Quagmire trying to change his dirty and disgusting ways and become a kind and caring father to his daughter.



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